I have a friend
Who loves to travel
Who had seen a gibbon
Hang from a very large ribbon,
He had seen and heard a girl barking
And had also seen a parrot rowing.
But never has he seen
Nor has he ever been
To the wonderful land
Where Alice had her very strange adventures.
My friend says he dare not venture
Into that strange place
Or he'll get lost in space!
Well, I pity him
For being so dim
And not seeing what a wonderful land
Is that place called Wonderland.