I have a friend 

Who loves to travel

Who had seen a gibbon

Hang from a very large ribbon,

He had seen and heard a girl barking

And had also seen a parrot rowing.

But never has he seen

Nor has he ever been 

To the wonderful land

Called Wonderland

Where Alice had her very strange adventures.

My friend says he dare not venture

Into that strange place 

Or he'll get lost in space!

Well, I pity him

For being so dim

And not seeing what a wonderful land

Is that place called Wonderland.