Real name: Pratch Hungertrunk
Membership status: Member
Member since: 05/16/2014
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I am a big kid from the west side of the streets my mom's dad told me that Dan Cliffman wasn't real but this site proves them all wrong. I'm a big boy doing little boy things as well as a little boy doing big boy things.
Please be a cuteman to my face thank you all Cliffman fans.
UPDATE 1
My old friend (now troller enemy) Gramtaro recently discovery channeled this site and my profile, be on the new york strip steakout for any bully attempts!!?!?!?!?!?!? In other news my aunt
UPDATE 2
Gramtaro will just not frack off on my sackoff!? Why can't I debate the value of what mario coins are worth in real life with my friend's NBCThoughtStation and Dsauce? If my gramgrams doesn't finish these cookies I might fight her but ssshhhhhh :P that means I am sticking my toungue out for the ladies hahahaha JK I am not the shovenistic jocks at school but I gram out like honey. Whenever I need to abstain from sex I play with my plastic T-Rex model from Toys R Us that is almost life sized like the generic rich kids toys from Rugrats.
UPDATE 3
After a few weeks of rest and relaxation in the McDonald's playplace tube with a jolly rancher stuck in it so no one will bother me, Gramtaro, the enemy troller, has made his despicible return to bully my ways for all the days. He called me one of those "not cool people". What the Amtrack is that??? My Dad told me that I feel good when bad things happen but it just ain't gonna work out. I sing stuff to myself like "Grando Rambo and shingo pizza punks" to feel better about the verbal assault Gramtaro is serving me. Speaking of that I saw the film "You Got Served" on Laser Destructo Disc and found it to be quite enjoyable except for the people of the color I don't like which is purple???? (code word for dark) So I dislike the whole movie not racist but Danny Cliffman did that N-Word Donkey Kong rap on Jimmy Fallon Live. Anyways, shoot the Gramtaros and boot the Sbarros!
Rated: T - Teen (13+)
[Reviews - 0]Radcliff and Stalloney hang out but KRambo soon realizes that Rabidiff is a bad boy gone clean. Big turns and twists that'll make you look at Dadcliffe and think "WHAT DA HECKY???
Category: Daniel Radcliffe
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Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 227 | Read count: 310 [Report This]
Published: 05/18/2014 | Updated: 05/20/2014
Rated: NC-17
[Reviews - 0]As in house I mean HAUNTED!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S THAT? AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OOHHH NOOOO!!!!!
Category: Daniel Radcliffe
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Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 305 | Read count: 271 [Report This]
Published: 05/28/2014 | Updated: 06/13/2014